DnD Notes: Souls and Addiction by Draslushee, literature
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DnD Notes: Souls and Addiction
Souls and Addiction
Demons and Devils of all types need souls. Excess souls are used as currency, but as far back as any Demon can remember, their primary function has been to empower the Demons who own them. Because Demons' bodies are combinations of physical and spiritual material, consuming mortal souls bolsters a Demon's physical and mental strength. However, souls must always be consumed in moderation, lest a Demon bring about his own destruction.
Souls equal power for Demons. However, all Demons have their limits, and a sudden increase in power can have devastating long-term effects on the body. When souls are consumed graduall
DnD Notes: The Soul Economy by Draslushee, literature
Literature
DnD Notes: The Soul Economy
The Soul Economy
The Demons of the Abyss and Devils of Hell have little desire or need for material forms of wealth. Gold is useless to them, aside from the occasional cauldron of motel gilding used to ironically torture humans obsessed with wealth. Furthermore, the metals of human coins are easily found in the Devils' endless mountains, valleys, and the aforementioned cauldrons. Having no use for any material wealth humans might have, the dwellers of lower planes formed an economy based around a much more precious resource: Souls.
All Demons need souls. They are simultaneously sources of power, wealth, and prestige. Since before hum
Bella walked away, distraught,
When Edward lunged
For Jacob's jugular,
And Jacob flashed
His pearly whites to Edward.
"No more," she wept,
And left, leaving behind their memories,
Their items, their tufts of hair littering
The streets.
"Who am I, who is me, what shall I do, who shall I love?" she cried.
She cried.
And cried.
And she cried.
But a fine spring morn, she found a mate
Under the bridge, with his grocery cart
Filled with pulsating somethings
And a beautiful red tinge
Of love.
This beautiful man, he called himself Stumpy.
For he had not an arm, nor a leg,
Nor many fingers, nor toes, nor anything
Save love.
Where
Amazing Youngster Joey Fanfiction
Youngster Joey and his Rattata were one day backflipping through the desert. The desert used to be a forest until yesterday when Joey and Rattata showed up and Rattata decided he needed a snack.
"Boy Rattata you sure were hungry!" Joey said. "Now you will be full and strong to fight all the Pokemon and beat the Elite Four!"
Rattata roared like a lion whose throat was made of air horns and flexed all the muscles in his body. He flexed his massive pecs and his abs and his biceps and there were a lot of muscles because Rattata was over eight feet tall. When he fl
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Dante backflipped into his chair and picked up fone. Fone was ring and Dante pick it up to make it stop make noise.
"What is big idea!?!?" Dante yelled in fone. "We are not open, do you know what time it is!!!!?"
"Yes!" fone said. "Time for you to DIE, Dante!"
Then fone was glow and monsters came out of the holes like Play-Doh! Monsters came out and were had glowing eyes and mouths and scythes and growled scary at Dante. Dante swings at monsters but missed because he dident have sword.
"What a day to leave my sword at the cleaners!" Dante said an
Last time, on Welcome to My World
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Dril: ALL ABOARD THE STUPID BUS!
*MISSILECOPTER!* Nuff said.
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Solo Coyote: I have been hired to kill you! *arm falls off* And I am bad at my job!
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Brave*Mart Shopper: *stops cart* Pardon me, sir, but where can ah find tha FREEDOOOOOOOM!?
Brave*Mart Employee: Aisle five.
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Mazar: I need to know what
Last time, on Welcome to My World...
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Hench: SAILOR HENCH POWEEEEERRRRR!!!! *wearing a skirt*
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Braveheart CEO: Whatre our turnouts fer tha fiscal year, lad!?
Braveheart Employee: *pointing to chart* Weve ad a glorious upturn in FREEDOOOOOMMMM!!!!!
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Winey: Im sorry, okay!? I PROMISE I wont tell them again that youre Mazar
Last time, on Welcome to My World...
Steve: Im still talking about P!
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Major Zero: Snake, did you really eat that?
Snake: Yeah... tasted like plastic.
Major Zero: You do know you have to take the ramen out of the pouch, correct?
Snake: And waste perfectly good red dye #30?
___________________________________________________
Braveheart Soldier: MR. PRESIDENT! WE GOT OURSELVES A READIN OF PROTESTORS WHAT FOUND OUT YA BEEN HAVIN SHADY DEALINS AT THA WATERGATE!
Braveheart Richard Nixon: *stands up and makes peace signs* AH TOLD YA, AHM NO CREWK!!!!
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DnD Notes: Souls and Addiction by Draslushee, literature
Literature
DnD Notes: Souls and Addiction
Souls and Addiction
Demons and Devils of all types need souls. Excess souls are used as currency, but as far back as any Demon can remember, their primary function has been to empower the Demons who own them. Because Demons' bodies are combinations of physical and spiritual material, consuming mortal souls bolsters a Demon's physical and mental strength. However, souls must always be consumed in moderation, lest a Demon bring about his own destruction.
Souls equal power for Demons. However, all Demons have their limits, and a sudden increase in power can have devastating long-term effects on the body. When souls are consumed graduall
DnD Notes: The Soul Economy by Draslushee, literature
Literature
DnD Notes: The Soul Economy
The Soul Economy
The Demons of the Abyss and Devils of Hell have little desire or need for material forms of wealth. Gold is useless to them, aside from the occasional cauldron of motel gilding used to ironically torture humans obsessed with wealth. Furthermore, the metals of human coins are easily found in the Devils' endless mountains, valleys, and the aforementioned cauldrons. Having no use for any material wealth humans might have, the dwellers of lower planes formed an economy based around a much more precious resource: Souls.
All Demons need souls. They are simultaneously sources of power, wealth, and prestige. Since before hum
Bella walked away, distraught,
When Edward lunged
For Jacob's jugular,
And Jacob flashed
His pearly whites to Edward.
"No more," she wept,
And left, leaving behind their memories,
Their items, their tufts of hair littering
The streets.
"Who am I, who is me, what shall I do, who shall I love?" she cried.
She cried.
And cried.
And she cried.
But a fine spring morn, she found a mate
Under the bridge, with his grocery cart
Filled with pulsating somethings
And a beautiful red tinge
Of love.
This beautiful man, he called himself Stumpy.
For he had not an arm, nor a leg,
Nor many fingers, nor toes, nor anything
Save love.
Where
Amazing Youngster Joey Fanfiction
Youngster Joey and his Rattata were one day backflipping through the desert. The desert used to be a forest until yesterday when Joey and Rattata showed up and Rattata decided he needed a snack.
"Boy Rattata you sure were hungry!" Joey said. "Now you will be full and strong to fight all the Pokemon and beat the Elite Four!"
Rattata roared like a lion whose throat was made of air horns and flexed all the muscles in his body. He flexed his massive pecs and his abs and his biceps and there were a lot of muscles because Rattata was over eight feet tall. When he fl
Amazing DevilMayCry Fanfiction by Draslushee, literature
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Amazing DevilMayCry Fanfiction
Amazing Devil May Cry Fanfiction
Dante backflipped into his chair and picked up fone. Fone was ring and Dante pick it up to make it stop make noise.
"What is big idea!?!?" Dante yelled in fone. "We are not open, do you know what time it is!!!!?"
"Yes!" fone said. "Time for you to DIE, Dante!"
Then fone was glow and monsters came out of the holes like Play-Doh! Monsters came out and were had glowing eyes and mouths and scythes and growled scary at Dante. Dante swings at monsters but missed because he dident have sword.
"What a day to leave my sword at the cleaners!" Dante said an
Last time, on Welcome to My World
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dril: ALL ABOARD THE STUPID BUS!
*MISSILECOPTER!* Nuff said.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Solo Coyote: I have been hired to kill you! *arm falls off* And I am bad at my job!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Brave*Mart Shopper: *stops cart* Pardon me, sir, but where can ah find tha FREEDOOOOOOOM!?
Brave*Mart Employee: Aisle five.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Mazar: I need to know what
Last time, on Welcome to My World...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hench: SAILOR HENCH POWEEEEERRRRR!!!! *wearing a skirt*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Braveheart CEO: Whatre our turnouts fer tha fiscal year, lad!?
Braveheart Employee: *pointing to chart* Weve ad a glorious upturn in FREEDOOOOOMMMM!!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Winey: Im sorry, okay!? I PROMISE I wont tell them again that youre Mazar
Last time, on Welcome to My World...
Steve: Im still talking about P!
__________________________________________________
Major Zero: Snake, did you really eat that?
Snake: Yeah... tasted like plastic.
Major Zero: You do know you have to take the ramen out of the pouch, correct?
Snake: And waste perfectly good red dye #30?
___________________________________________________
Braveheart Soldier: MR. PRESIDENT! WE GOT OURSELVES A READIN OF PROTESTORS WHAT FOUND OUT YA BEEN HAVIN SHADY DEALINS AT THA WATERGATE!
Braveheart Richard Nixon: *stands up and makes peace signs* AH TOLD YA, AHM NO CREWK!!!!
________
Amazing Youngster Joey Fanfiction
Youngster Joey and his Rattata were one day backflipping through the desert. The desert used to be a forest until yesterday when Joey and Rattata showed up and Rattata decided he needed a snack.
"Boy Rattata you sure were hungry!" Joey said. "Now you will be full and strong to fight all the Pokemon and beat the Elite Four!"
Rattata roared like a lion whose throat was made of air horns and flexed all the muscles in his body. He flexed his massive pecs and his abs and his biceps and there were a lot of muscles because Rattata was over eight feet tall. When he fl
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I've been spending an awful lot of time designing things for the D&D campaigns I DM. I felt really bad, because it's taking up most of the creative energy that I was supposed to be using on the next Amazing Fanfiction. But then I decided, "HEY! It doesn't have to be wasted! I can post up the stuff I'm creating on dA!" So I did. And now here it is. :D
None of the players I DM visits my dA page, so this info should be safe here. (IF YOU'RE IN THE CAMPAIGN, GTFO THIS PAGE OR I PUNCH YOU. >: | ) This will not only help me to keep my thoughts organized, but it'll also give me a chance to get
All right, I have a lot of stuff to talk about. So much stuff that I could probably make a Deviation out of it. But I'll probably do that later.
So, why have I been gone for so long? Trust me, it hasn't been for lack of creative pursuits. It's because I've become a D&D nerd. And yes, I realize how stupid that sounds, but Dungeons and Dragons has become a major creative outlet for me, especially since I started running a campaign myself.
No, I haven't been writing much. But I have been creating new locations and situations on a weekly basis. It's an interesting experience to make a situation for others to play. Every week I think up
All right, I have a few things on the agenda for tonight. I'll just run 'em by real quick so as not to waste anyone's time.
1. The new Amazing Fanfiction is underway. I've been planning this one out a bit, and let me say upfront that it's more elaborate than the stuff I've done in the past. I think it'll be awesome once I send it out, though, so look forward to it!
2. HOLY MOLY, a full twenty-three people favorited Amazing Youngster Joey Fanfiction! This may sound like a miniscule number to a lot of the higher-ups here at dA, but to a backwoods bumpkin like me, that's a dadgum lot of favorites. I'm quite honored, and I do hope the next